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January 23, 2009 – 3:26 am

Busy old fool, unruly Sun,Why dost thou thus, Through windows, and through curtains, call on us? Must to thy motions lovers’ seasons run? Saucy pedantic wretch, go chide Late schoolboys, and sour prentices, Go tell court-huntsmen that the king will ride, Call country ants to harvest offices, Love, all alike, no season knows, nor clime, Nor hours, days, months, which are the rags of time. Thy beams, so reverend and strong Why shouldst thou think? I could eclipse and cloud them with a wink, But that I would not lose her sight so long: If her eyes have not blinded thine, Look, and tomorrow late, tell me Whether both the’Indias of spice and mine Be where thou leftst them, or lie here with me. Ask for those kings whom thou saw’st yesterday, And thou shalt hear: “All here in one bed lay.”

I had a textbook for sale and I got this funny e-mail!

January 13, 2009 – 3:18 pm

Hey,

I really need this book. I was wondering if this 3rd edition is the 2008 one? Also, do you have any info about the e-book and the eco-beaker that is required for this course? Could I please have it for $35-40 because i’m already applying for financial aid. Please.

Ramita Kedia

who wants to make some money

December 18, 2008 – 4:45 am

Hey Boys, (and girl)

So I just got involved in an online marketing business that i am certain you will like – it involves money and porn!

My good friend’s cousin started the business and it is known as a multilevel marketing business… not a pyramid. Multilevel marketing is different insofar as it involves products from cleaning products, to workout drinks, to tuperware, etc. The business is completely legal and legitimate. Recently, Buffet’s company, Bershire Hathaway, bought a network marketting firm for over $1 billion.

In this case, the product is porn. Access to online porn, videos, webcam shit etc. The business just started which means you will be located near the top of the multilevels and would get paid as new people enter the business and pair even more as you sign up people.

I know a few people who have been involved in multilevel things before and they make a shitload of money ($20,000+ a month)…. the trick is to be there early.

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Cheers,

Sammy

I went to some lame christmas party for my uncle where i was forced to dance (like all corporate christmas parties, every year they say, “we want to take pictures to promote our next year’s year party, so you have to dance”) why are they always focused on next year’s christmas party?…anyways, i managed to cut outside and find one those pot smoking middle-aged person(s). Well, I found one. He was a 28 year old slick-haired italian man who was the bartender at the party who never went to college. But it was joint, and I realllly wanted some. And the story goes on…I managed to haggle my way in for a few hits from the auto meachanic john carlo’s joint. Needless to say, I was high. So then I started getting ideas in my head while dancing to the old/funny baldman lead-singing a cover band. (I’ll admit it, I really liked them, it was refreshing music, not that club electronic garbage). Anyways, enough small talk. I came up with these fortune 500 ideas:

December 15, 2008 – 4:18 am

A short film of a female group of friends that are now older woman talking about when they were young and crazy.

A short film of a young jewish kid talking to a really jewish guy with a nice jew nose giving really jewish advice(telling you to be a lawyer or a doctor,marrying jewish,living in a nice jewish neighbourhood)at a really upscale well-to-do jewish party.

The awkward dinner encounter at family dinner during which a girl’s parents meet the 17 year old teenager daughter’’s 30 year old boyfriend.

Funny/quirky typical aunts/uncles

A row of 15 mugshots of random people (that where taking on the street on a white wall).the object is to guess what type of music that the person in the photo listents to.

There are so many shows about yong rich wealthy smart good-looing people that drive fast cars and live in nice houses.I think they should have a shoe about a really poor black guy living in the projects owing people lots of money and dealing with daily life in the projects.no fast cars,no fast money,just a regular poor guy reality tv.