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One night a boyfriend and girlfriend came back to their dorm being careful not to wake the boy’s roomate, They carefully go up to the top bunk and begin having sex. The man says to his girlfriend, ‘If you want me to go harder say lettuce and if you want me to faster say cucumber’ She agrees, About half hour into this she begins screaming, ‘Lettuce, Cucumber, lettuce, lettuce’ The mans room mate wakes up and shouts up, ‘Will you two stop making sandwiches your getting mayonaise all over me’

NO NIGGERS NO JEWS NO FAGGOTS NO GYPSIES

louder than moms

want to have sex with old man

all i need is some tasty waves a cool buzz and im fine

kill my buzz

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guess who likes you ;)

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moving forward using all my breath, making love you was never

break me off a piece of that

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

A real american classic like a hot dog at a ball game

oh when you walk by every night talking sweet and looking

funny ass dance moves

so chill