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fat dyke
One night a boyfriend and girlfriend came back to their dorm being careful not to wake the boy’s roomate, They carefully go up to the top bunk and begin having sex. The man says to his girlfriend, ‘If you want me to go harder say lettuce and if you want me to faster say cucumber’ She agrees, About half hour into this she begins screaming, ‘Lettuce, Cucumber, lettuce, lettuce’ The mans room mate wakes up and shouts up, ‘Will you two stop making sandwiches your getting mayonaise all over me’
